Sometimes the headline writers just get it wrong, with hilarious results.
Here are a few of my favourites:
Miners Refuse to Work after Death Lazy bunch!
Sheffield Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide No! Really!
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says I’ll say.
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers That should get rid of them.
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Smack!
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case Tight fit.
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents Revenge?
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over Above and beyond the call of duty.
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant If that doesn’t work, string him up!
High School Drop-outs Cut in Half Bit drastic!
Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years in Checkout Counter Damn, and I thought my local Tesco’s was slow.
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges Wow, gotta get me some of that stuff.
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks I still prefer a Mars bar